Prez. Clovis Driveninety ....
Missed the meetin'. Sez its cause he's recoverin' from injuries caused by motor splosion. His wife sez he went coon huntin'.

Vice Prez. Arden Warpedhead ....
Missed the meetin'. Wife sez he's down ta feed store buyin' batteries for deer huntin' tonite.

Treas. Joe Dadda ....
Dropped the club bank in da parkin' lot and is still out there lookin' fer the two missin' nickles. It will take the total balance to buy the new Mason jar to keep club funds in.

Nuz. Miss Pearl baked a rubarb pie fer the meetin' and brung it cause she thaught she'd get a look from Joe.
Joe sez he ain't lookin'.

Parcy braught a gallon of sumthin' from the house fer the meetin' but ran outta gas on the way and had to put in da gas tank. Sez it made the old truck run good. Wuz walkin' like he put some in his tank too.

Harvey get a brand new motor fer his swamp buggy. Soon as we degrease it we'll have an idea how old it is.

Deputy Shariff says somebody stole a greasy motor from the county school bus.

Ralph shot what he said was a albino turkey for club Thanksgiving dinner. Mrs. Miller sez somebody shot one of her white chickens.

Well everbodys vehicles are runnin' good. Ain't been much racin' goin' on cause there ain't no tourist around this time of year.

Judge Hawks tells us one more good tourist season an' we'll have nuff money in the traffic fund to build another hotrod.

See ya'll fer next meetin'.

Steve C.   Sittin' in fer all them other folks.

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