Sayings that make sense...

Written by: Andy Rooney


  • No matter what you might feel about Andy Rooney, many of his sayings make a lot of sense. Here are some of the best ones:

  • I've learned...that when you're in love, it shows.

  • I've learned...that just one person saying to me, "You've made my day!" ...makes my day.

  • I've learned...that having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.

  • I've learned...that being kind is more important than being right.

  • I've learned...that you should never say no to a gift from a child.

  • I've learned...that I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.

  • I've learned...that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.

  • I've learned...that sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.

  • I've learned...that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

  • I've learned...that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.

  • I've learned...that money doesn't buy class.

  • I've learned...that it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

  • I've learned...that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

  • I've learned...that the Lord didn't do it all in one day. What makes me think I can?

  • I've learned...that to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

  • I've learned...that when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you.

  • I've learned...that love, not time, heals all wounds.

  • I've learned...that the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.

  • I've learned...that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.

  • I've learned...that there's nothing sweeter than sleeping with your babies and feeling their breath on your cheeks.

  • I've learned...that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

  • I've learned...that life is tough, but I'm tougher.

  • I've learned...that opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

  • I've learned...that when you harbor bitterness, Happiness will dock elsewhere.

  • I've learned...that I wish I could have told my Mom that I love her one more time before she passed away.

  • I've learned...that one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.

  • I've learned...that a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

  • I've learned...that I can't choose how I feel, but I can choose what I do about it.

  • I've learned...that when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.

  • I've learned...that everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

  • I've learned...that it is best to give advice in only two circumstances: when it is requested and when it is a life-threatening situation.

  • I've learned...that the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.

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